The Internet is Distract--OH LOOK A KITTEN! Cast

Ellie, daughter of Rachel and Greg Bley, is a sophomore who has previously been in Bedtime Stories, Plays in Ten, Distracted Scholars, and more. She has participated in Luke 18, band, and the Pro-Life club, and likes to play piano, sing, act, and take photos. She would like to thank her mom and dad for driving her to all of her events, and her friends for being os fun and supportive. She ends with, "Welp. When life gives you lemons.."

Zane, son of Donna Boss and Tony Bequette, is a sophomore who has previously been in Bright Star. He would like to thank his friends, and leaves you with, "Sure, why not?"

Sarah, daughter of Kathy and John Morice, is a freshmen who is making her Borgia theatre debut, though she has previously been in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat and The Pajama Game. She likes to dance, and would like to thank her parents and grandparents for always supporting her.

Isabella, daughter of Brian & Jessica Reed, is a freshman who is making her Borgia theatre debut. She reads almost more than she breathes, and would like to thank her parents, her extended family, Mrs. Mary Woolley, and Lori Little. She ends with, "When one falls often, they learn not to fall on their face."

Lucy, daughter of Lauren and Heath Schaefer, is a freshman who is making her Borgia theatre debut. She participates in swim team, and loves to read and do taekwondo. She would like to thank her parents for driving her around, and ends with, "Really good people."

Sarah, daughter of Kristin and Bobby Enkvetchakul, is a junior who has previously been in Bright Star, Plays in Ten, Rock of Ages, and many others. She participates in Speech, Soul Singers, and likes to create art. She would like to thank Doug Dimmadome.

Madison, daughter of Jenn & Brian Raymond, is a sophomore who has previously been in Bedtime Stories, Plays in 10, The Best Christmas Pageant Ever, and Bright Star. She participates in band and drama club, and plays many instruments. She would like to thank her friends, family, director, and techies.

Thomas, or, "Tad", son of Sarah & David Delleart, has been in Rock of Ages and Bedtime Stories. He likes trapshooting, and would like to thank his parents.

Emily, daughter of Jeannie and Doug Engemann, is a junior who has previously been in Rock of Ages, Bright Star, Shrek, Curious Incident, and many more. She participates in Speech Club, and likes walking. She would like to thank her mom, her teacher, and Doug Dimmadome. She ends with, "Oh my, that's a yike from me."

Kathryn, daughter of Jennifer and Brian Isgrigg, is a junior who has previously been in 9 Worst Breakups, Rock of Ages, Staggering Heartbreak, and more. She participates in KNL and speech, and likes to paint. She would like to thank her mom and dad, and leaves you with "Yeet and yote, whatever floats your boat."

Ty, son of Donna Boss and Tony Bequette, is a junior who has previously been in Plays in 10 and Jasmine Merryweather. Besides theatre, he also participates in KNL, and would like to thank Gretchen. He leaves you with, "Pog."