The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged) Cast

Katrina Rumage (Assistant Director, Stage Manager)
Also serving as Snack Captain, Female Wisdom, et. al. Katrina has lived in Chewelah for one year, and decided to celebrate by jumping into the local theatre scene for her favorite playwright. Katrina graduated from Luther College in 2013 with a degree in English. Her hobbies include growing a new human, taking pictures of her dogs, and crafting. She is grateful to her husband Seth for his support (and keeping her up-to-date on the Packers score when she was at rehearsals), Melanie for being the kind of friend one goes to in order to procure a severed head, and these three talented young gentlemen for including her in this hilarious adventure and graciously incorporating as many Star Wars references as possible.
Robert Thompson (Ensemble)
Robbie Thompson self-identifies as an 80-year-old trapped in an 18-year-old's body, with the emotional maturity of a 5-year-old, and the vivacity of a much uglier Elon Musk. Robbie has been coming to theatre has been getting his fix of attention for 7 years, a habit he started in order to fulfill his fantasy of hitting people with swords. It is worth noting that this show is the first time he will have that chance. Robbie politely requests that you don't blame him for any of the offensive material covered in the show, instead, he recommends you blame Shakespeare. I mean, he wrote it! If this doesn’t work, there is a stress pillow backstage which won't be provided. Robbie also enjoys playing chess, reading, and eating really good food. He intends on finishing his associate of arts degree, then pursuing a Bachelor’s of Fine Arts at a major university.
Noah Thompson (Ensemble)
The following syllogism will perfectly explain this individual: Noah Thompson will (almost) always try new things. Theatre is new to him. Consequently, he's trying it. Noah's hobbies include running (for no apparent reason), sketching, reading books(mostly non-fiction, preferably published before 1990), poetry (His main qualification for the show was memorizing 'The Rhyme Of The Ancient Mariner'), Martial arts (on occasion), and searching for the greatest question to the answer of Life, the Universe, and Everything. He's currently enrolled at EWU, where he studies Computer Science. He expects to graduate in the Spring of 2021...or be kicked out by then.
Judah Katona (Ensemble)
Judah goes by many names. Judah, Goldilocks, the third reincarnation of Gene Wilder. Regardless of what name you know him by, you can always recognize the glowing mane of golden hair from a mile away. Mostly because Judah has been an integral part of local theatre for several years. He has played kings, princes, london bankers, and a very very old man all in the span of a few years. And now he hopes to play all of the above in the span of 97 minutes. After he graduates high school, Judah hopes to become a lifeguard on the coast...or Godzilla...Probably Godzilla.